GUISE

I finally unlocked all customizable options for one of my multiplayer characters.  My asari vanguard, of all things.

Purple skin tone time?

You fucking bet.



I know what you mean though, a lot of the paragon choices kind of vaguely feel like Shepard is coming onto him. Shepard is like the guy that when you try to give them a handshake they pull you in for an uncomfortable hug.



So the first time I did the Tuchanka (priority) mission, I was too in shock by the end of it to have time to cry.

Just replayed it.

Cried for ten minutes straight.

For those unaware: I don’t cry in person very often, or very much.  At all.  Ever.  Fucking Tuchanka mission.



Wow, that’s awesome! Have fun. When I eventually get a Turian Sent, he will be named Marauder Shields.

…that is a brilliant idea.  I may have to steal it. XD;;  I gave my lady vanguard a similar name to my Shepard because I was considering pretending in my head that this is actually somehow magically in the past and this is Shep before she became big shit.

For the record, my elbows say ow. XD;;  As do my hands.  Trapeze is awesome but ow.



Off to my first trapeze class!

In case you’re wondering why I haven’t given you any mini spam this evening. XD;;

Been enjoying ME3 multiplayer, on a related note.  Still just focusing on my human lady vanguard but, I officially have my asari vanguard and adept, a quarian infiltrator, and a drell adept. B3  Can I get a turian now plz?  Sentinel~



No actual spoilers ahead, but I’m grumbling, so read with caution.

Yeaaah.  That ending was pretty… wtf.  Senseless and wtf.  And what even is this ending credits music??  Going to just, let the credits finish and see if there’s any more to this…

Yeah wtf was that even.  Oh the wonders of the galaxy my child, we are stargazers and are talking melodramatic bullshit over an ending that was rather disappointing, all things considered.  I will vanguard your face, “stargazer”.  No rly, c’mere.  YOUR FACE.

Also, I think I got an ending I wasn’t supposed to…?  Looking at the list and I’m like… wait, I had above and beyond the readiness rating I needed to get the ending I would have preferred.  Sooo why did I get the one two tiers down??  Time to research.

Doubt I’ll end up keeping this save, but we’ll see.  I may or may not do a complete do-over before the next DLC is out.

Also, to be honest, I felt a little cheated on some of the character flesh out.  Some characters were great, others not so much.  (Garrus was fabulous, which I appreciated.) Anyway.  I’m off to continue staying up super late to find out the scoop on this supposed DLC type thing they’re working on, or so says the internet.  Not in the loop on that.  Honestly, I might’ve been ok with what just happened if I’d gotten the ending I was supposed to. >B|

edit: For the record, I do appreciate the one major theory floating around about what really happened to you at the end.  I can respect it.  If it’s true, I could have even accepted it if it had been executed better.

edit 2: Figuring out in more detail what I was supposed to do.  Yeah I was fine on points but I did something weird/picked the wrong thing somehow. :/  Oh well, I can do-over from where finishing the game sets you down. >___>  See if I get what I want.



2 AM…

The final push…

Oh my god I am about to fall over and just soak the ground in my tears.  I am about to face so many waves of enemies I’m going to want to scream. @_@  Trying to decide on my final team, (besides Garrus).

Speaking of the turian… on the plus side of this whole situation, Garrus referred to himself as my boyfriend.  I’m not sure if I was giggling or cackling to hear him use that word.  It was beautiful.

P.S. You bet your ass I have my bag of pretzel sticks joining me for this ride tonight. B|



*throws controller in the air and walks away for a few minutes*  Fuck your realism.  Stop killing off my favorite characters.  And doing it in an EMAIL of all fucking things?  Fuck fuck fuuuuuck you.  That’s not cool man.  I know this is a war, I know I will lose people, but this is getting so frustrating and depressing I don’t see how I’m ever supposed to replay this shit. B|

[sigh] Anyway…

Here’s something Bioware did right: drunk Tali.  That’s all I’m sayin’.



I keep worrying about this “half-assed/oh noes it got leaked we have to change it” ending ME3 supposedly has.  And I can’t read debate on it SINCE I’M NOT FINISHED YET.  Dear god.  I thought I was about to be in the clear to get this show on the fucking road.  My readiness bar is MAX CAPACITY already.

Then Thessia happened.

Fuck.  Thessia. 



God fucking damn it that was fucking horrible and then EDI you had to go and say that to rub in what just really happened.

Bioware why.

WHY.

This is the hardest death I’ve had to deal with so far.  FUCK.